Tour and taste wine at Morgan Creek Vineyards, a vineyard that doesn’t make wine.
Invite your vineyard tour guide to drinks later that night (see blue shirt kid below).
Get turned away from the sold out Schell Brewery tour and instead dress up at the gift shop.
Make your accommodations at a classy hotel like the Super8.
Drive by a cool looking minigolf course and wish it were warmer out.
Eat yummy German-style faire like still warm pretzels with mustard.
Take jello colored shots from strangers at the local watering hole, Rodney’s Tavern.
Toast $2 beers while ruling at hammerschlagen at the American Legion.
Flirt with aspiring Lutheran pastors from Martin Luther College.
Close out the night with an all American feast at Denny’s.